One can find discussion on the benefits of commenting, especially among the SEO crowd but the art and science of how to comment, not so much.
I will lead with a post by Brian Clark of CopyBlogger from June 2009: Is Commenting on Blogs a Smart Traffic Strategy?
Of course not everyone who comments is looking for traffic, they may, as I, simply enjoy being part of a certain community.No.
And yes.
It depends on how you do it.
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In fact, you can actually attract that traffic you want via a smart commenting strategy.
Regardless, how one comments might be compared to how dress and comportment labels one. So how should a comment dress and behave?
I quite enjoyed this guest post from Rob Lyman, A Little New Year's Advice, 25-December-2010.
Note: Megan McArdle, business and economics editor for The Atlantic: I'm opening up the blog on Christmas day to my long-time regulars. I'm soliciting guest posts from commentators who have been with us for a while, especially those who started on the old blog.
You well hooked?'Tis the season of goodwill towards men, loving our enemies, forgiving those who did us wrong, and calls for unity, civility, and an elevation of our public discourse to new heights of seriousness.
Yeah, well, Bah Humbug to all that.
Instead, I thought I'd offer my guide to effective blog commenting: one serious tip and a bunch of fun and manipulative tricks. My Christmas wish to you is that you should all find it in you to become as much of a sneaky b*****d as me.
To do any of the above is difficult, to do them all well and appropriately the study of a lifetime (unless one is DCrxSo first, the serious tip: Commenting is a performance, not a conversation. Most people who read your work will never respond. ...when you get into a reply string, you should always address the comment above yours... But the fact is, your interlocutor is not your audience, so your goal is not to persuade that person, it's to persuade (or perhaps merely entertain) the silent majority...
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Make allusions you decline to explain. Any idiot can deploy a stupid simile... But an unexplained allusion gives anybody who understands it a nice little insider's smile--and causes them to feel a certain affinity for you, as a fellow insider. An outsider who has to go to Wikipedia to figure out what you're talking about will recognize your superior knowledge.
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Use fake imprecision to imply greater knowledge. ...any idiot can do is look up dates online. ... On the other hand, if you can toss off references... you can make it appear that you really do know what you're talking about... As with allusions, however, you should be careful only to refer to things you do have some understanding of, lest you look like an idiot.
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Treat stupid questions as if they were serious. ... Blogging works much the same way--monkey dancing is the dominant mode of commenting. But on the other hand, if you ... act as though you don't detect the challenge, point at something and call the questioner's attention to it--you can get inside his OODA loop (unexplained allusion! Look it up, people!) and diffuse a bad situation.
[Note: Kim, is fabulous at this]
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Treat serious questions as if they were stupid. This isn't something I would do all the time. ... But sometimes an earnest question can present the perfect opportunity for mockery, especially of your opponents. ... a good opportunity to score a cheap point and maybe get a laugh or two. ... it's hard for people who disagreed to complain about unfairness, and people who were inclined to agree got a chuckle.
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Admit to any and all faults you are accused of. Is there any point to getting huffy when somebody calls you a ---? ...They won't repeat an insult if they know it won't bother you, and you can either move on to their substantive points (if any)... For more serious commenters who have gotten off the rails a bit... such an admission is an admonishment to correct their behavior that doesn't permit them to be defensive...
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Eagerly claim adherence to loathsome opinions. ...The purpose of this sort of admission is to highlight the stupidity of the original statement. ... Now, you could get huffy about strawmen, or engage in a bit of armchair psychologizing... but then you're being just as big of a jerk, in reverse. And nobody likes a jerk, remember? So just jump on board with it and let the stupidity shine through without any commentary from you.
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Ask earnest questions instead of making arguments. ... Do you remember creative writing in 7th grade, when you were asked to "show, not tell" the story? Well, this is the same thing. It's easy to say "That's wrong." But it's much, much more convincing to ask a good question and get a lame answer. ... So instead of declarative sentences about the wrong wrong wrongness of somebody else, how about a little well-placed cross examination? ...your goals are better served by real questions, earnest questions--questions that are hard to answer but impossible to dismiss.
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Never, ever attempt to pull rank. It can be tempting, when arguing with an idiot, to start ranting about what a genius you are, and all your years of education and experience, and whatnot. ... When you start telling everyone you know better than them even if it's true, you look like a jerk. And--this is becoming a bit of a theme--people will believe a moron they like over a genius they don't.
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Let surrogates make some arguments for you.
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Set up ludicrous a strawman--and then admit it's a strawman. Strawmen are fun, and much easier to defeat that actual arguments. So you want to use them when you can, but you don't want to have people dismiss you as just peddling strawmen. But if you admit in advance that's what they are, how can anyone accuse you of anything? ...The argument will seep in, but the fundamental invalidity has a good chance of getting filtered out.
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Shamelessly copy from writers better than you. ... you may notice that I sprinkle my writing with locutions and one-liners I take from his books. ....makes me look smarter than I really am. Plus, it counts as an unexplained allusion, for double points!
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Finally: Be brief. One chuckle-worthy one-liner is worth 10 lengthy policy discourses. It's not rational and it's not fair, but who cares? If you want to be fair, use more sunscreen.
I hope you got a Boxing Day comment bargain value for the new Year ahead. Feel free to practice here at Cre8.
Note: Your efforts will be critiqued and appropriately marked:
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